POET’S BOTTLES by Jeff Crandall
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COMFORT
(Midnight blue
bottle)
CONTAINS: SIMPLE PLEASURES, SWEET JOYS, WARMTH, SOLACE, EASE AND SOOTHING DREAMS. |
LUCK
(Clear-aquamarine
bottle) CONTAINS: PROSPERITY, GOOD FORTUNE, WINNING CHANCES & A HIGH PROBABILITY OF SUCCESS! |
SIN
(Clear-white tall
thin bottle)
CONTAINS INDULGENCE, WICKED PLEASURES, WILD ABANDON AND 1/10 OF 1% GUILT. |
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DESIRE
(Clear-aqua
bottle)
CONTAINS KISSES, BEAUTY, YEARNING, RAPID GLANCES & A LOVER’S SLOW TOUCH. |
MAGIC
(Cobalt blue bottle)
UNCORK THE POSSIBILITIES |
THANKS
(Clear-aquamarine
bottle) WITH 100% PURE GRATITUDE |
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DREAMS
(Cobalt blue
bottle)
DRINK DEEPLY & BELIEVE |
MOAN
(Clear, 1.5 liter
bottle)
A VARIETAL ALTERNATIVE TO WINE THIS PRODUCT SOLD BY VOLUME, NOT BY WEIGHT. PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN. |
TIME
(Clear-aquamarine
bottle) CONTAINS EXTRA SECONDS, MINUTES & HOURS. CAUTION: USE WISELY! EVAPORATES QUICKLY. |
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FAITH
(Clear-aquamarine
bottle) DANGER: DO NOT LOSE |
MYSTERY
(Green bottle)
CONTAINS QUESTIONS, DARK SECRETS, WHISPERS, ODD CLUES, SHADOWS & SILENCE. |
TRUST
(Clear-aquamarine
bottle) FRAGILE: DO NOT BREAK |
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HOPE
(Clear-aquamarine
bottle) WARNING: DO NOT ABANDON |
PASSION
(Clear-aqua
bottle)
CONTAINS DARING TOUCHES, ACHING DESIRES, RISING HEAT, SOFT SIGHS AND LOW GROWLS. |
TRUTH
(Clear-aquamarine
bottle)
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JOY
(Clear-white tall
thin bottle)
CONTAINS: HAPPINESS, SMILES, DELIGHT, WARM HUMOR, EASY BREEZES & A DASH OF LAUGHTER. |
PEACE
(Clear-aquamarine
bottle) A STRONG SPIRIT FOR THE WORLD |
WISDOM
(smoke-colored bottle) |
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LOVE
(Clear-aquamarine
bottle) WARNING: CAUSES DIZZINESS |
ROMANCE
(Clear-aqua
bottle)
CONTAINS POETRY, FINE WINE, CANDLELIGHT, THE GRACE OF A WALTZ & A SINGLE ROSE. |
YOUTH
(Clear-aquamarine
bottle) CONTAINS BOUNDLESS ENERGY, WILD IDEAS, BEAUTY, INNOCENCE & JUST A HINT OF IMMORTALITY. |
$70 retail + $5 shipping & handling. Please allow 2 weeks for delivery.
ALL TEXT COPYRIGHT © 1996-2007 JEFF CRANDALL
Top ten best sellers (in order) are: Thanks, Wisdom, Joy, Dreams, Love, Luck, Sin, Comfort, Mystery Magic (Varies with season & location.)